I decided it was either take scissors to my own hair or let someone else do it. It needs to look decent the next day with no hairbrush handy (mine was dunked in the toilet by those who shall remain nameless).
I'm on Aslan's side even if there isn't any Aslan to lead it. I'm going to live as like a Narnian as I can even if there isn't any Narnia."
Puddleglum, The Silver Chair, C.S. Lewis